Review by Boykitten Posted on 30/01/2013
I bought the "extra small" Mr Limoy after having a medium and finding it to be a bit of a monster. I'd been looking for an affordable packer for years; socks, soft toys and hair gel in condoms do loose their novelty when you're trying to be serious about your budding manhood! This size of the Mr Limpy extra small packer is average to maybe slightly below average and, you know what? Average is good. If you're wearing this to pack on an everyday basis it will sit right without much stuffing, give you a modest bulge where you'd otherwise have a flat giveaway while not make you feel you have an alien appendage accompanying you! You do need to wear it with briefs at the minimum, even in tight boxers Mr Limpy may try to make a run for it, and there's nothing in my whole life experience quite like suddenly having to elaborately re-tie my shoelaces in order to conceal the fact that my Limpy little friend was now sat on the floor at my ankle having made a bid for freedom down my right trouser leg! After that episode I looked for ways of securing the little guy and discovered jock straps, both the pretty designer sort but preferably, the practical jock straps worn for sports like cricket and martial arts to hold a cup. The pockets designed to keep your ball shield in place make a perfect nesting place for your packer and keep it right where it wants to be. A bonus point on that approach is the fact that although Mr Limpy is pretty realistic, it doesn't look quite as realistic once on the bedroom floor, so the jock pocket allows you to strip with a modicum of decency! The Mr Limpy has the huge advantage over a pair of socks or any other packing alternative in that it feels right - I actually got a selection of volunteers of different genders and orientations to give 'er a grope and they were all impressed at how lifelike it was! It won't last over close visual scrutiny but in terms of the feel of it, Mr Limpy wins hands down! The downside of the realistic cyber skin is the fact that it does degrade quickly if you're wearing it regularly. It'll last longer if you keep it clean and/or use the jock strap method but won't last forever - my first one lasted a good year and is still wearable but won't win any beauty prizes! Plus, be careful in denim and leather, if you get damp and the dye isn't fast you'll end up with a rather bruised looking member. Overall, this packer is probably the best in its range, and a great starter piece. My main tip is to stop and think before you fork out on the larger model, unless you're a big guy, a drag king or very confident!